Ballad of Big Nothing
People may seem crazy, every single day
But everyone is different in their own way
You'd Better Think Twice about it
You'd Better Think Twice about it
You'd Better Think Twice about it, about it
Mama spanks her baby, makes the baby cry
But baby is the apple of her eye
You'd Better Think Twice about it
You'd Better Think Twice about it
You'd Better Think Twice about it, about it
Sometimes I get unhappy with the things you do
But don't think I don't love you 'cos you know I do
You'd Better Think Twice about it
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But everyone is different in their own way
You'd Better Think Twice about it
You'd Better Think Twice about it
You'd Better Think Twice about it, about it
Mama spanks her baby, makes the baby cry
But baby is the apple of her eye
You'd Better Think Twice about it
You'd Better Think Twice about it
You'd Better Think Twice about it, about it
Sometimes I get unhappy with the things you do
But don't think I don't love you 'cos you know I do
You'd Better Think Twice about it
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Wilderness On Time
When my taxi arrives, say that I'm dead,
having swallowed my leg
and come to the bedroom again
Let us begin shrinking the walls
and counting our ears, in sweat, as we crawl
Get me to the wilderness on time
When I look round your eyes
there's a space at the side
where ten more eyes could hide
and they'd squeal when they learned what I mean
Madame Obscene, sweating skulls clean
and my genuine Celticness shines
Oops! It just struck me blind
I'm such a spiritual guy
Get me to the wilderness and bury my leg in some bog
and tell me all about right and wrong
and tell me life is serious and zip up your dress
and get me to the wilderness on time